Mallard Duck Costume for Adults

If You Cant Beat EmYour local pond used to be a great place for swimming, fishing, and all-around relaxing and having a nice time with your friends and family. But now its overrunwith ducks. Its not like ducks are the most fearsome creatures in the animal kingdomat least as individuals. But if you get a whole paddling of them togetherwell, then you have yourselves an invasion of your favorite pond. So, if they wont let you enjoy your summer afternoons as a person, well then, simply throw on this Mallard Duck costume and become one of them!In this astonishing disguise, the ducks wont even know you arent one of their group. Theyll quack and honk and you can swim around and have all the fun youre used to. Its a perfect plan! Just make sure they dont catch you speaking to anyone else. Itll give you away!Fun DetailsThis exclusive waterfowl disguise consists of a tunic that zips up in the back and features colorful wing-shaped sleeves to blend in with the bold colors and styles of real mallard ducks. The pants are a bright orange to match ducks' legs, and have ruching along the sides and inseams for movement and styleyou may not be able to kick underwater as fast as ducks, but youll still look fantastic. Finally, a colorful hood can shape and form to your liking. Youll be so well disguised, the ducks will have no way of telling youre not one of them and youll be free to enjoy the waters, undisturbed.Dont Give Away the GameThat is unless, of course, they start communicating with you. Our suggestion: just pretend youre one of those strong, silent-type ducks. Surely those exist. Because the moment you start honking, then youll be in trouble, and youll never get back to your swimming spot. Good luck!.