Mens Opposuits Money Costume Suit
Mens Opposuits Money Costume Suit
Do you know what kind of people say that money cant buy happiness? Theyre the kind of people who have never jumped a gold plated monster truck over a pile of flaming Lamborghinis. Theyre the kind of people who have never paid the Smithsonian a nominal fee to take The Spirit of St. Louis out for a few hours to practice their barrel rolls. Theyre the kind of people who cant afford to feed their cat an exclusive diet of beluga caviar and rare, endangered coelacanth fish meat. They pretend they know the secret of happiness, but theyre just fooling themselves. Its money that makes the world go round.Of course, we enjoy the finer things. Our wallet is so thick that our chiropractor told us to carry it separately in a suitcase, and it doesnt have one credit card in it, either. We once searched our couch cushions for spare change and walked away with a cool $5 million. We bought our fiance such a big engagement ring that she hasnt been able to lift her left arm ever since we got engaged. Are you like us? Maybe -- but youre missing something important...its our Opposuits Money Suit! Everyone knows that when youre flush with cash, it will only do to prove it in suit form. This suits jacket is fully lined for maximum quality, its pants have front and back pockets for holding obscene amounts of cash, and its printed throughout with big, beautiful Benjamins. (If the government ever issues a bigger bill, you can bet your bottom dollar that youll learn about it from our Opposuits Money Suit first.) Tailored with ease, youll look like a million bucks sporting this classy, slim-fit, handsome article of mens fashion.
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